Sex Ed

Ash, Natty and Keely have about a bagillion toy horses to play with. The last few days Ash and Natty Kat have become increasingly concerned with whether the horse is a mare or stud.

Stud or mare?

Mare or stud?

STUD OR MARE?

WHICH IS IT, MOMMY?!

Tonight Ash brought me a horse and said "Mommy is this a stud or a mare?"

A quick glance revealed that particular equine companion was a gelding. 

Not wishing to open another can of worms (to be exact "What's the different between a gelding and a stud?"), I took the easy road and answered "Stud."

Upon hearing my answer Ash quickly responded, "Well Mommy I thought it needed 2 bumps AND a poker to be a stud?"

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And there you have it.